DAR: wahahahaha.. it had been forever since I updated this blog again.. Anyway, here's my latest. Although I'm not that an active swimmer nowadays, I want to post this as well. bwahahaha!

JAT: Super daming swimmers na nagppost nito since long time ago. Soooo, I might as well post one. Haha! )


1) We like it fast & wet.

2) We’re used to being nearly-naked in front of a crowd.

3) No matter how tired we get we can always keep going.

4) Some like it on their stomach, others like it on their back.

5) We know how to put rubber on fast.

6) We like to dive right in & get things goin'.

7) We always put in a hard thrust at the very end.

8) Breaststroke is a specialty of some.

9) We can stroke it in 4 different ways.

10) Eye protection is sometimes necessary.

11) We have strong hip flexors. If you've ever seen butterfly, you know what I'm talking about.

12) We train to be the best.

13) We have excellent endurance and stamina.

14) Strong forearms.

15) We are firm believers that practice anytime, day or night, will make you better.

16) We can perform well anywhere.

17) We don't mind when things gets a lil rough.

18) We are ready to go on command.

19) Corkscrew's a great drill.

20) We're used to the repitition of going back & forth.

Now go find yourself a swimmer. Or be a swimmer yourself